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Nintendo 3DS Review: ‘Yoshi’s New Island’

Yoshi’s Island revealed Mario & Luigi’s parents. After a plucky strut through a kingdom delivered on the tip of a digitized marker, a team of obstinate Yoshis returned the discarded duo back into...

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PlayStation 4 Review: ‘Watch Dogs’

Henry Pinnick, 43. He makes $28,700 a year and hosts an AB Positive blood type. Pinnick doesn’t matter. Neither does the 15-year old kid shot dead by Watch Dogs’ protagonist, Aiden Pearce. At what...

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PlayStation 4 Review: ‘EA UFC’

Flash back to 2009. UFC president Dana White was at war with EA Sports. Quote: “EA doesn’t give a [bleep] about mixed martial arts.” In 2014, Dana White is found beaming on camera after EA UFC’s...

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Wii U Review: ‘Shovel Knight’

Shovel Knight is a darling neo 8-bit satire with genuine retro affections. Pixel painted on a tapestry of limited color depth, Yacht Club Games dazzles with their development treat which exists above...

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Xbox One Review: ‘Madden NFL 15′

Madden NFL 15 displays the prestige and luster of American pro football, justified by enriched production values, sizzling stadium lights, and raucous stadium crowds. In some way, EA Tiburon’s latest...

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Xbox 360 Review: ‘Sacred 3′

Interactive fantasy worlds need a satirical skewering. Deep Silver‘s Sacred 3 is not the project to do so. The world of Ancaria has no pleasant peculiarities. Instead, it becomes bound to obnoxious...

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Nintendo 3DS Review: ‘Azure Striker Gunvolt’

Azure Striker Gunvolt is certainly determined. The pacing is indicative of countless long-standing Japanese design philosophies, with a sexually ambiguous hero charging forward in a slouched stance and...

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PlayStation 4 Review: ‘Destiny’

Destiny’s destiny is only expiration, a voided server space where its intergalactic space travel was once fed through the veins of ethernet cables. Few will likely mourn the loss. Even fewer will buy...

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Wii U Review: Bayonetta 2

Bayonetta 2 is expressly and voraciously adult. As much as this game is built on frictionless combos, it is equally a daring remark on sexual expression. Laced in glittering gold with an excessive...

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Xbox One Review: ‘Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare’

Johnathan Irons doesn’t want soldiers controlled by instinct. His Wi-Fi regulated warriors are more profitable. Naming his capitalism utopia Atlas, partly after the ponderous anti-government Ayn Rand...

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